Extremely Linden

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Reigning Champion

Rachel Percival is declared to be Office Champion of cherry-stone spitting.

If you want to challenge her, we need witnessed and certified proof that you have spat five cherry-stones consecutively into a wastepaper-bin.

Rules:
Wastepaper-bin to be of BSI UK standard size and shape.
You are to be no closer than 2 metres in a sitting position.
In the event of your challenge being accepted, you will be required to take on the champion at a time and place of our arranging for the best of 13.
You will have to agree to publicity shots.
This is an amateur competition. No monies or gifts are to be exchanged - unless it is a gift of chocolate to the blog administrator.

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